"Love,,,," He says "love",
"Your pal,,,
"Stimpy,"
Oh, Stimpy,,,
I'm so ashamed,
I meant every word,
There, there, Ren,
There, there,
Look at me,
Big, mean, Ren, crying like a baby,
Pretty pathetic, huh?
Oh, for sure, No one will ever know,
You just cry your little eyes out,
Oh, joy! What a beautiful day!
We're gonna spend the whole weekend really roughing it, just like the animals,
Yes, sir, it's back to nature for us, Right, Ren?
Will you shut up?
I don't want to rough anything, so shut up!
Shut up, all right?
Well, I'm hungry, Don't tell me you didn't bring any food,
Here we go, Ren, Dehydrated food pills,
What?
Just like the primitive man ate,
See, there's pills for meat, cheese,,,
vegetables, grain, tacos, applesauce,
Now, that is truly disgusting,
Pills for food,
I'll have the red meat pill,
Ren!
The red meat dinner pill is only for the ruggedest of people,
Since you wanna make it easy, why don't you try,,,
a nice creamed spinach pill?
I'll show you who's rugged! Give me that meat pill!
Okay, Ren, okay,
- But first you have to add... - Shut up!
I know what I'm doing,
"Cowboy's delight dinner,"
I'm a cowboy,
No, sir, I don't like it,
Gosh, Ren! Isn't this beautiful?
Hey, you know what would be fun?
Let's go skinny-dipping,
What? Are you crazy?
Oh, come on, Ren, You'll like it,
No!
It's all right, Ren, It's nature,
Come on in, Ren, the water's fine,
I don't know, What if someone sees me?
We're in the middle of nowhere, Who's gonna see you?
Well, that water does look pretty inviting,
Okay, here I come,
No fair,
- Oh, no, - Oh, come on, Ren,
Come on!
Well,,,
okay,
Well, hello there,
This feels great!
Hey, come on, let's frolic,
Skinny-dipping,
I just love skinny-dipping,
Hey, fellers!
How're you fellers doing?
Beautiful day, isn't it?
Boy, it sure is nice to find other guys,,,
who are comfortable with their nakedity, like me,
Say, you know who'd like this?
Ma!
Hey, Ma!
Hello, men,
I'm off to pick berries, Ren,
Yeah, yeah,
Will you light the fire while I'm gone?
What? Do I have to do everything around here?
You know I'm lost without you,
How am I supposed to light this thing?
Rub two twigs together,
Twigs? What are twigs?
That's no way to light a fire,
This is!
Yes, sir, this will get her going,
One roaring campfire coming up,
Hang on there, young feller, I'll save you,
I just love skinny-stomping,
After stomping your campfire, always douse the embers,,,
and stir the ashes with a stick,
Aren't the stars beautiful, Ren?
Yeah, they are,
This roughing-it stuff is great, Stimpy,
Why don't we sleep under the stars tonight?
Okay, pal,
Oh, man, what a feast!
Oh, I'll never do that again,
Oh, I'm stuffed,
I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna lay me some eggs,
I hear you, man,
Man, did I sleep good! How'd you sleep, Ren?
Oh, I slept all right,
This outdoors stuff sure makes you thirsty,
Cool, fresh,,,
virgin spring water,
Sweet lord, no!
You can't drink that water, Ren!
Beavers do their business in that water!
If you drink it, you could get beaver fever!
Beaver fever?
Would you mind telling me what I am supposed to drink, then?
Don't worry, Ren,
I always bring a supply of clean, pure, unpolluted water,
Thanks, Stimpy, You saved my,,,,
I don't feel so good,
Hey!
My ears!
Oh, dear! Beaver fever!
Look what you've done to me now!
You fat, bloated, stupid idiot!
I just love skinny-slapping,
I think I'll watch some tube,
I'm surrounded by filthy, dirty, stinky,,,
hairballs!
Oh, when Stimpy gets home,,,
oh, what I'm going to do to him,
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programme...
for this news flash!
Oh, boy, Mayhem,
Top scientists have discovered that feline hairballs...
are an excellent source of non-polluting fuel.
They're the perfect material...
for manufacturing the space shuttle's heat shield.
They're a better source of material for clothing than either cotton or wool.
They have more fibre than oat bran.
They even cure pinkeye.
The price of hairballs has been rising steadily...
and by the end of the week, they are expected to be...
more valuable than gold!
They're wet, they're vile, they're stinky,,,
but I love them!
Ren?
Stimpy!
Are you all right?
Please, Stimpy, do wharf a mighty pile of golden fleece,,,
upon my grateful crown,
At last,,,
I can have those pectoral implants,
Good texture,
Stimpy, snap it up,
Hey, Ren,
Shut up, and lick your other arm,
Hey, mister, get back on that line and start wharfing,
But, Ren,,,
I need fuel to make hairballs,,,
and I'm fresh out,
I guess you can lick off my hair, Come on, come on,
Get it over with,
That makes my flesh crawl,
Stop it! You've rendered me hairless,
Now, get to wharfing!
I guess you weren't hairy enough, Ren,
Uncle Ren got licked for nothing,
- Bubba, - Yes, Uncle Ren?
Extend to Stimpy your powerfully hairy arm,
Where are you going?
Your plate's still full,
Now, that feels pretty,
Hey, buddy, you think you're ready to wharf some hairballs?
I think so,
Then get to it, man!
Time is money,
Wharf! Wharf! Wharf!
No!
Oh, Bubba,,,
come lend Stimpy a hand,
Yes, Uncle Ren,
Squeeze that monkey, Bubba,
That's it, Stimpy, Let her rip!
Why, there's nothing in here,,,
but a bunch of useless bones and organs,
This is serious,
Well, we'll have to do an exploratory,
An exploratory? What's that?
Show him, Bubba,
Well, what do you see?
Nothing,
It's dark,
Use your flashlight, stupid,
Well, that's better,